Evan

Smart negro but skinny cock

Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky

by TheCockMan May 20, 2019

evan

Evan is a common name used in America and Spain. The name Evan is also an EMO name. Anyone with the name ‘Evan’ is most likely emo.

Dude! did you see that new kid? His name is Evan and he is an EMO

by juicycaprisun May 16, 2022

Evan

smells nice
is a weeb
can be very gay

Evan told me likes to tickle Leon's balls

by _Random_Girl_ February 27, 2022

The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024

Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Evan

Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges

Did you see him, he is such an Evan

by evica November 5, 2019