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Edward

An Edward is a person who will change your life forever with their wit, humor and soft-natured personality. They are generally a person who lurks in the background and swoop in to save the day. An Edward makes an especially good father, as they have a heart of gold and tend to put their children first.

Edwards are commodities, like gold and silver.

Get yourself an Edward. They are great!
An Edward swoops in to save the day.
by TheFriendlyg1rl July 17, 2022
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Edward George Morschel

Literally the inventor of sex. menace, very good at PVP. get good bozos. Is very hot and loves little kids. The arch enemy of Steve Kerr and Al-Qaeda. Got a 5.59 K/D on Cod Modern Warfare
Edward George Morschel is a menace and he is beautiful
by SpecialEd7211 August 16, 2022
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Edward

Similar to squidward but just the evil counterpart. Edwards enjoy short walks on the beach and licking slices of ham. Edward is vegan and will always stick to his vegan history. Sometimes Edward can be scared but in reality the scary things are scared of Edward. If you are an Edward. You are a solid champ. HURRAH!
Oh gosh is that an Edward? There goes the Edward. Be friends with Edward”
by #KnotRëganfromARC520 August 23, 2022
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Edward

Edward is a person that appears to be black but he is actually painted, edward is a good friend but he tends to be a little fruity at times. Edward is a little smart and very handsome.
Edward is sleeping next to me
by Shadow72626 August 23, 2022
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Edward

The Edward is slang for a marijuana edible.
by bigcheese682 August 28, 2022
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Edward Proctor

Proc's are handsome lads which you can only find once in a life time. They have voluptuous bunda and an elongated penis, however, their obsession with sticking golf clubs up their behinds, with the "its normal the lord put the gspot there for a reason" mindset is a little strange
Ooh can u ignore that 'Edward Proctor's' habits and pick him up
by slvttyslag September 7, 2022
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Edward Allen

Hi im Edward I like Fortnite and plays with bros and if u ever meet u will be happy very happy
Edward Allen is being defined as a small kid with Cuntness skills
by Jared anothy Higgins October 12, 2022
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