Table Eater

An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.

Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.

by EpicXMoo June 7, 2011

Burrito Eater

American who thinks they're eating authetic Mexican food when in fact Mexicans usually eat tacos.

Mirar el "burrito eater" alla. Jaja

by Tempest April 25, 2017

fuzzy hamburger eater

a big time lezbo that also eats carpet for a living.

"hey carol nezdill why do you have all of those bananas in the freezer, you must be a fuzzy hamburger eater."

by bigmoedorito November 6, 2009

Mug man testicle eater

When mathew and dom fight

Mug man testicle eater fuck u

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

cake eater

One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.

Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."

by Non Cake Eater May 17, 2009

cake eater

A term used when telling a person to be quiet.

Shut your cake eater, I am trying to watch T.V.

by Groovychica42 December 25, 2008

lotus eater

vegan

As in Homers The Odyssey were lotus eaters because they ate or used nothing that came from animals like modern vegans as well as going silly on lotus fruit.

by Homercules November 28, 2016