dutch auction

its a bit like a dutch-runner but you have to pay the person who's doing it.

Geoff: I'll pay you £5!

Fil: I'll pay you £20!

Mitch: Fair enough, Fil wins this Dutch Auction, when do we start?

by kdsjfksdd June 29, 2011

dutch gut rub

When you and your homie eat too much chili so you gotta lay down next to each other and rub the shame out each other’s bellies.

Yo me and marshall at so much chili at the potluck we had to find a broom closet and give each other Dutch gut rubs.

by Dirk digger 1086 November 21, 2017

Dutch Prince

A handsome, tall and blonde Dutch man who gives you tulips and will always protect you. Probably named Wilhelm

A dutch prince

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 8, 2021

dutch boy

To put a finger in someone's ass during sex with an incredible sense of urgency as if you were plugging a hole in a dyke.

Also known as The Plug.

Adam: Zoe sure does make a lot of noise. I could hear you guys in the living room.

Jeff: Yeah, I gave her the Dutch Boy.

Adam: Dude, on the first date?

Jeff: Yeah.

Adam: Dude.

by labelmonkey September 1, 2005

Dutch Mullet

Like a normal mullet, but in a sexual sense:

"Business up front, party in the back"

You'd think she was so innocent with those curly locks, but it turns out she's really into Dutch Mullets!

by sl3m4y March 29, 2010

dutch kitesailing

mexican sweat holding in a hit of weed until whatever comes around to you again

"Yo, brosky, we're super low on weed; I declare Dutch Kitesailing on the next bowl."

by the matt stick January 24, 2009

Dutch Goalie

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.

It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.

by Limeylady February 4, 2010