Dodge Double Fist

When a drunk, preferably overweight, individual passes out with a sandwich in each hand.

Person 1: Did you hear about Matt? He totally pulled a Dodge Double Fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was passed out!

Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.

by wheel'n'deal September 13, 2012

Mi dude

ur homeboy or gurl;a close friend

u wat up mi dude you chillin

by NYfinest June 22, 2006

Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

by AcalaRae March 8, 2009

401k dude

A single middle aged man who isnt tall or attractive but will have his pick of women when he hits his 50's

"We...are 401k dudes...we will become valuable as the situation matures."

by Evilsacramento2 April 2, 2017

dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills

Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

dude bro

(1) Commonly used phrase by Armenian/Persian-Americans to address another person(s) regardless of time, place, or situation. The phase is an equivalent to the use of the word "dude" as a universal pronoun.

Users of the phrase will be commonly seen wearing Affliction/Ed Hardy/any-skull-or-dark-printed tshirts, jeans, shoes, accessories and the likes OR matching track suits with white sneakers. Motor vehicle of choice are BMW, Mercedes, or Inifinity with minor exceptions to other rice rockets deemed fast-looking without actually being able to compete in any types of races requiring speed. It will be rare for users of the phrase to be seen alone in public. Thus, it is common to witness a group of individuals using the phrase at a discussion setting. However, the dress code still applies to the group.

Dude bro... trans music is beeeest muzzic... European music... beeeeest muzzic

by random_user111 December 3, 2010