dream cop

Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.

Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!

by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016

Faded Dream

like that broken ass basketball goal your dad set up thinking you'd be the next superstar.

or that last date that ended up being the boss's daughter or the neighborhood (you know what).

anything that looked important enough to investigate that ended up being...

Faded

"I met this girl who was on fire. Turned out the block already "knew" and she was a faded dream.

by sgsupastar January 14, 2010

dream roofie

Verb; When you remember hardly anything about your dream excluding one or two extremely vague details. Also, when you wake up, realize how awesome your dream was last night while mentally reminding yourself to tell someone, then completely forgetting what your dream was about ten minutes later.

Something about Chuck Norris... I don't know, I think I might have been slipped a dream roofie.

by pseudonympseudonympseudonymp December 3, 2010

Dream grief

Grief over the loss of something that only existed in dreams or fantasy.

Larkin awoke and felt the sudden pangs of dream grief. Not only had her husband left her for his manicurist, but her brownie nut fudge sundae vanished before she could take the first bite.

Greyland made a decent living but true riches eluded him. He watched his wealthy friends with envy, and his contentment in life was waylaid by dream grief.

by sijambo December 2, 2009

Pipeline dream

A pipeline dream is specific to IT projects where although a project is fantastic or really needed it never comes to fulfilment due to other projects always taking priority or being pushed in ahead

The update of the search functionality was but a pipeline dream for the developers working on the app

by CounterEase February 28, 2022

Siamese Dream

A rock album by The Smashing Pumpkins which contains songs which are heavy as fuck and slow love songs.

Siamese Dream is the 2nd best album by The Smashing Pumpkins. Gish! Is number 1 though

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022

dream huggles

when you go to sleep at night you can only wish for these... when you really like someone you dream that your huggling them... only you wake up to find its just a pillow

i cant wait to sleep tonight might get some dream huggles

by stubear December 7, 2011