shut the front door

shut the front door means shut the **** up, but its not cuss words and you can't get in trouble for it!

Someone is annoying you so you can say "Shut the front door"!

by Rydersilver May 23, 2008

kids next door

a wierd show about kids vs adults using '2X4 technology". All the characters have very large hands and feet but paper thin legs and arms as well.

"hey see whats on Cartoon Network for a sec."

"Kids Next Door! Turn it before I am blind! Aaaaahh!"

by Stupid January 13, 2005

doorag

Spacial hat-flap with a securing strap that is fixed around the cranium for immediate thug-like flava. Doubles as protective sun gear.

Yo,Homes, yo doorag be pimpin in the hizzouse. Thug Wear

by Weewee Doo March 4, 2005

knocking on the back door

n. when a man attempts anal sex without requesting verbal permission. Often involves either precursory acts such as foreplay (rimming, anal fingering) or preceding acts (spreading of ass checks, tapping head of penis on anus, pushing the tip of the penis onto the orifice without full insertion) to signal one's attempt at anal intercourse.

After doing it doggystyle with Jackie, I started knocking on the back door. She didn't object so I totally stuck it in her butt until she screamed.

Richard Johnson kept knocking on the backdoor last night in bed, but I told him to stop since I barely know him.

by calisp August 1, 2013

doorhinge

this word ryhmes with orange.
and can be used to open a beer with a lighter.

Hey Diana, would you please doorhinge my Widmer beer?

by Christopher Witham February 24, 2009

Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 11, 2012

Door Dasher

A guy who tells his wife he is out delivering food for Door Dash but is actually delivering his seed to multiple women and just using food delivery as his cover.

That boy thinks he’s going to door dash me tonight? Nah, I’m not into his cheating ways. Not playing with a door dasher. He needs actually deliver some food then go home to wifey or door dash some other chick for his booty call.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020