Doing The Dave

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.

Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave

by the man who gets the bat August 3, 2021

Christmas Dave

The evening of Christmas Day

We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out

by klausfiend December 26, 2021

Screaming Dave

As there are Karen's...a "Screaming Dave" is a guy who appears to be flipping out in a panic induced freak out.

We got a real Screaming Dave over here, that guy is literally foaming at the mouth.

by PizzaGuy420 February 13, 2021

Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.

„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“

by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

dave kerr

the man who made the hit 2012 game “My Singing Monsters”

Person 1: Hey dude guess what!

Person 4: what.

Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!

Person 4: idgaf

by XeeXawMSM February 8, 2025

DAVE!!

The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).

Hey bro, look out for DAVE!!, he can be anywhere

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Super Dave

The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd

Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!

by Smartie left brained December 8, 2021