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Dildo

A colorful object like a hard gummy worm that vibrates
Mommy can I use your dildo gummy worm it feels nice on my leg
by FinForFlin June 7, 2023
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dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022
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Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo
by anonymous January 15, 2024
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dual dildo

Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically
"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."
by Sppplitup June 6, 2016
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Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
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dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
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Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019
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