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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

"RUD" for short. In high-power hobby rocketry, an unforeseen event usually attributed to an exploding rocket motor that send pieces of the rocket in every direction, quickly.
That rocket just suffered a "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"... DUCK
by Paxarcanum May 22, 2011
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Have a Disney day!

Basically a secret code word used by Disney employees telling the customer to either "go fuck yourself" or "fuck off".
Man, the Disney staff are the best around.. All they keep telling me is have a Disney day!
by Adolfin August 2, 2016
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dirty kerouac

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a girl
Jill let me give her a dirty kerouac and I knew she was the one.
by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013
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explosive diarrhea

Noun. Casually referred to by some as a "toilet tempest"; however, this is no casual matter.

It is a serious condition that generally originates from the ingestion of Thai food that has not received an "A" on its recent health inspection examination. The first signs of the condition (i.e. flatulence to an instant need of new trousers) usually appear within 30 seconds to 6 hours after initial ingestion. Leave the premises in a hurry and find the nearest restroom. Sit down on the throne and push right through the initial traffic-jam. Think about popping the cork off a bottle of wine, it should soon start to flow. Like a storm. The term "toilet tempest" is derived thereof.

After a fierce, epic battle with the tempest, the wine bottle is finally empty. Now proceed to use up a whole roll of Charmin® Ultra Soft, even with the 25% bonus amount that you get when you buy a Costco pack. In the end, your anus will be (at least) chapped and bleeding, so you decide to leave a few squares of toilet paper in your underwear to soak up excess blood.

Well, upon trying to flush the toilet, you find that it has been clogged about 20 times over. Without your own plunger, you wash your hands (3 times) and leave the restroom. On the way out, you tell the janitor that there is a "surprise" waiting for him (of which he's already aware due to the stench that is peeling the paint off the walls). Finally, you go and find your friends and try to forget about the horrors that you've just experienced.
John: "Nick went with his friends to 'Wild Thai'. He ended up with explosive diarrhea."

Joe: "Toilet tempest, man!"
by pepto_bismol February 21, 2014
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directioners

One fandom that you don't want to mess with. Dont mess with directioners unless you have a death wish.
Harry styles had gotten attacked by bras and underwear by directioners.
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did you see my bag?

Phrase popularized by Korean-Pop group "BTS" in their 2017 classic hit song "mic drop". The bag refers to their accomplishments and the question is asking whether or not their doubters and antis saw it; because if they had, they would realize that they have nothing to doubt.
Person 1: BTS sucks
BTS, in their hit single "mic drop": did you see my bag?
by GiveMeTheGreenLight September 23, 2017
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dick donut

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: Richard Donut
by Don't Be A Richard June 25, 2014
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