A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
by Mathsbot November 4, 2021
Get the Davemug. A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair
Dave Jr has a small penis
by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016
Get the dave jrmug. When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.
Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.
by Mark and Beef September 24, 2022
Get the dave mcintiremug. A working day where an employee starts late, has a long lunch, goes missing for long periods during the day and then leaves early
by NorthernScm June 21, 2015
Get the Dave Daymug. by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023
Get the dave the magical cheese wizardmug. Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.
David came over last night daved me pretty good.
I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.
David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.
Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.
When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
David came over last night daved me pretty good.
I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.
David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.
Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.
When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021
Get the Davedmug. "Look! It's Dave, aka Cameron's father, who I so badly want to have intercourse with. I dont care if it is consensual."
by Cameron'sStepDad March 16, 2022
Get the Davemug.