cum dodger
cum dodger by W August 4, 2004
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Cum Swatting
The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.
Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
"I got totally cum swatted last night"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
Cum Swatting by The_PZA November 2, 2009
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Cum Wad
When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!
John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.
Cum Wad by Jerk-off Pro January 1, 2012
Cum cocktail
When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.
A mix of different semen.
In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
Cum cocktail by Monsieur C January 16, 2014
cum cauldron
The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.
cum cauldron by ammij May 16, 2014
Cum inside me daddy
often used as a sexual term, when a girl says this it means she wants your semen inside her vagina. when a guy says this he wants your semen in his ass.
Cum inside me daddy by AlienVecna August 31, 2022