Crunchy

noun: crack

Hey.. rolled that blount up.. don't put no crunchy on top

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

crunch bar

When someone is giving a rim job and then The rim job-ee takes a nutty shit.

hey did you go ass to mouth?
Yeah, but she crunch bar'd me!

by Corey M December 13, 2008

crunchy

To be mad, sad, or another word for saudy.

That mad kid over there is crunchy. like on a scale of 1 to crunchy, he is the capn cruncher. His crunch level is through the roof.

by The Crunch Muffin February 22, 2011

Captain crunch

When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.

Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!

Girl: that's a captain crunch :P

by Happy josh May 15, 2015

crunchy

it means terrible.

man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!

lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.

by tartycar February 7, 2009

crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

by Gutter Peezy January 23, 2008

crunch cake

kyra's best friend maddie;
maddie's best friend kyra;

heyy best friend!
or should i say, crunch cake!

by maddersss October 7, 2008