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A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends
OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad
by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025
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An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.
I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
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Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.
I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.
by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018
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Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty
Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear
by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020
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i.have.crusty.toes

Is an account on TikTok that is a K-pop Stan she danced to " I can't stop me " by Twice and her first video is her father scaring her when she did a Trending TikTok dance in October - Anonymous
"@i.have.crusty.toes is a TikTok account"
by K-pop stanner December 21, 2020
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musty and crusty

instead of not taking a shower i was snapping people that's why i am musty and crusty
by aasdasdasdasdasdad October 28, 2021
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Dusty Musty Crusty

Someone who lives in crusty crib and is dusty and musty
Hello Ellion Lindholm ur are Dusty musty crusty
by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022
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