pancake cock

A pancake cock is where your dick is .5 inches long and at least 4.75 inches wide. Pancake cock are worst then choads and u don't want this nickname

Omg Shea G has a mega pancake cock.
Ryan I has such a pancake cock people put syrup on that shit

by Pancake cock May 15, 2016

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Cock guider

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)

Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!

by themurahan October 18, 2008

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Cock of Duty

A horrible video game.

Hey, do you wanna play Call of Duty?
Wait, you mean Cock of Duty?

by UMARZ May 27, 2010

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cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

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Cro-Cock

A man who has the biggest cock in the universe.

To be naturally extremley well endowed with a very large penis, or geneticly having a lineage of croatian ancestry.

"Im half cro, from the waste down".
This mans penis is twice the size of an african american penis.

Yo whats up with your girl why can't she walk ?

Nah its cool G , she just got hit up with my cro-cock!

Man its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, what the fuck..Yo I heard she got hit up by that cro-cock.

by Cro-Cock! June 29, 2010

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