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Cunt Coffin

An insult for someone who's vagina is like a death trap.
by BDawg30301 March 10, 2009
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Wanna get some coffee

When it's night time and you are out and your tryna be slick in saying you tryna fuck
by Savage king boi August 28, 2017
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Coff

Lazy/discrete/suttle way of saying FUCKOFF
The repulsive excuse for a human who is speaking to you does not even deserve to be insulted in a way that utilizes your full energy. Simply coff them. You may also cough them aswell cough cough.
-Boss: "Braden why don't you do some work and clean the store for once"
Braden: "Coff old man Rivers"

-Ben wanted to come to Nick's penthouse suite tonight, although upon not bringing the bad bitches Nick simply told him to "coff".

-"Do you have any change?" COUGH COUGH
by champagneNEEK July 10, 2014
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Fuck Coffee

Morning sex - used as a replacement for coffee to help accelerate the waking process.
Crystal: *wakes up* urggggh, I'm so hungover...I need a double espresso

Paula: uh, we're out of coffee beans...

Crystal: damn gurl, I need to be fucntional in an hour! Shall we have some fuck coffee instead?

Paula: Sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.
by CrystalLaCroix September 4, 2010
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berocca in my coffee

A euphemisn for anal sex. Originally defined as any homosexual activity, the term grew to mean any type of anal sex in general. (Hetrosexual or otherwise).

Designed to allow those who engage in the act to talk about their sexual exploits in relative secrecy around people unaware of the definition. Although has become less effective as it has spread to be fairly commonly known in its city of origin. Melbourne, Australia.

Berocca itself is a tablet soluble in water that contains vitamins and is used to aid general health and well being. It is popular as a hangover preventative or cure.
Scenario 1

Christian: Dude way to much berocca in my coffee this morning.

David: You shouldn't mix berocca and coffee that would taste terrible!

Christian: No dude, I mean I had my ass pounded like a freight train and can't walk straight, duh.

David: Oh I get it, the coffee is your butt, and berocca is a black man's penis. You gay guys crack me up with your crazy words.

Scenario 2

Mary: (on a crowded train) Wow I got some serious berocca in my coffee last night.

Julia: Oh yeah, who's the lucky barista?

Stranger: Do you girls mind!? I don't need or want to hear about how much berocca you got last night. Jeez.
by Cantbedave July 12, 2010
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coffee cream butt cheeks

When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".
That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.
by 2K4RSXS December 14, 2008
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a coffin

An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.
“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”
by js1207 August 14, 2019
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