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running on christmas spirit

To drive with the gas light on for such a terrifyingly long amount of time you must be running on the pure belief of children. A reference to the movie Elf.
Person #1: "Dude, you need to stop for gas. You've been running on christmas spirit for almost an hour."

Person #2: "Nah, we're good. You just have to believe as the children do."

Person #1: "whatever, man."
by Matt Doe April 23, 2014
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christmas story morning

Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017
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christmas myspace angle

A picture taken with the myspace angle but where the self photo taker is dressed in a very christmassy way.
Hey look, she's totally feeling christmas' spirit taking a picture in a christmas myspace angle way!
by T-Raf December 9, 2010
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Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.
by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021
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Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.
Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.
by awesomeforce December 25, 2008
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