Cabbage

Meaning going to blow your mind or break your world etc

Dude you'll never believe what i did last night, im gonna break your cabbage

by jamaljones6783 January 24, 2026

Flag

Get the Cabbage mug.

cabbage

a fucking dolt

Person A: Yo, that guy is a fucking cabbage!
Person B: Yeah, I agree.
That guy: durrr

by FascinatedCheese January 27, 2026

Flag

Get the cabbage mug.

Related Words

Cabfa • cabbage • cabbage patch • cabbaged • cabana boy • cabbage head • Cabana Girl • CaBallin’ • Cabaret • CABAL

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025

Flag

Get the cabbage mug.

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Flag

Get the Cabbage Are Coleslaw mug.

Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025

Flag

Get the Cabbage mug.

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.

"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"

by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025

Flag