A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 30, 2019
by T1430 July 21, 2017
Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
by Da_vinki June 14, 2023
An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
by Pskills43 January 28, 2020
suck dick for a living. 'bop' like the head motion of sucking dick, "on the clock" referring to working and getting paid for it.
Chick #1: "Lissa hooks up with everyone. All she freaking does is blow guys all day"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"
by Harijuku Barbie December 31, 2013
by BrothaUgh8511 July 11, 2024