anti-clamatic

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"

The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.

by Hy Pyke June 18, 2010

High Tide Clam Harvest

While you are going down on a girl that is lying on her back, you grab her legs and throw them over your shoulders and thrust upwards. This leaves the girl's head and shoulder still on the bed, while her butt is in the air and legs completely over your shoulders. The licking continues in this position.

Person 1: Hey man what did you do last night?
Person 2: I High Tide Clam Harvested the shit out of her
Person 1: Oh man that's pretty legendary, that move is known to be the hardest in the league

by clammerman December 8, 2011

Clambake

Any gathering of friends that includes, but is not comprised solely of, excessive amounts of marijuana smoking.

Yo, after the show we're all going to get some steaks and have a clambake.

by Sketchy Al October 30, 2009

Clam

The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.

Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.

by Emcee January 27, 2005

Clam Bake

A occasion where there are too many women at a party.

:: Note ::

This word should never be uttered by a strait man.

" God Trisha, this place is a freaking Clam Bake. Let's go to a Frat party."

by Lisbonic July 29, 2004

clamsnacker supreme

the mack who likes to snack the clams

Man, he munches so much rug, he's the clamsnacker supreme!

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

clam cammo

A malodorous product utilized by females to mask the scent of a Lake Erie dock that is emanating from their nether region.

Most products that attempt to “cure” this situation merely “mask” the situation by introducing essences of Cedar, Roses, Jasmine or sandalwood. Most commonly introduced to young, unsuspecting females in the form of “Toilet water.”

“Clam Cammo,” surpasses all in providing a burning sensation to the eyes, nasal and oral cavities of anyone within a 200’ perimeter

Old women are cool. I love their wisdom and tales of life, I just can't stand the smell of their "Clam Cammo!"

by Sammy in CMH July 22, 2006