Caleb

Caleb is a very mysterious person, because it's confirmed that they could be sunny, punpun and rivers cuomo in one connected mass of flesh

Teacher: Caleb, what are your hobbies?
Caleb: I like pretending to be a 12 y/o, turning from a bird into a literal tetrahedron, and singing about 18 y/o half Japanese girls.

by wbc fan February 18, 2024

Caleb

A fat cat

Look there’s that fat cat Caleb

by Isabelleisfake September 1, 2020

Caleb

A man that looks like hulk but acts when his confronted, he may deny his behavior, deflect blame onto others, minimize the impact of his actions, or even escalate his gaslighting tactics to further undermine the person confronting them.

Omg that guys being such a Caleb

by Reallltalk June 1, 2024

Caleb

me
I am Caleb
None of the above stated things are true about me, minus liking music and not liking to let people in.
I honestly have zero good qualities.
Also a major nerd.

Me: "Everything they said about me (Caleb) is wrong."

by Fan.boy.for.real January 19, 2021

Caleb

He's on his period

Yes Caleb is on his period.

by FluffyMattress62 October 18, 2020

Caleb

The most unique guy you will ever meet. Probably one of the smartest too. Caleb has a wild sense of humor and tends to take it to a reckless level. Caleb doesn’t like relationships, so he says...Caleb is the most wild, caring, and amazing guy you’ll ever come across.

If you ever meet a Caleb, you’re in for an adventure. The best kind.

“Oh my god, did you see what that guy did at the stop light?”
“Ya, it was amazing! I bet he’s named Caleb.”

by Bipolaranddaydreamer June 11, 2019

Caleb

A walking urban dictionary but better because you get hand gestures and tongue movements.

"Hey Caleb what do you call it when three dudes and fucking each other but the front one has his dick in a passed out girl's nose?"

"Oh that's a Rhode Island transistor radio, but if there's Cheeto dust everywhere it's a Connecticut soup line."

by Bernard Ducketts March 21, 2022