Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021

Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.

Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob

by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021

None of my business

Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.

What happens in my apartment is none of my business.

by No I don’t want one April 19, 2021

Business

Your concern, your life. What nobody should be fucking with.

It was her business who the girl ran out of her one horse town, her own neighborhood, but she made it someone else's once she started trying to run other people off from theirs, in addition to making it inflammatory for everyone originally from there. She thought she was unbearable and feisty even though everybody else that knew her thought she was silly, mouthy, and lived in a bubble that nobody could burst with reality.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.

Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator

by business bumpkin September 16, 2012

Business Icee

The act of fellatio performed on a man by a particularly attractive woman. Icee for short. Called a Business Icee to differentiate it from the slushie drink found typically at fast food restaurants and convenience stores. The use of the word "business" here should be obvious. Who doesn't like to get down to business? Called a Business Icee because Icees are almost as awesome as blow jobs.

Kenny: Dude, I just got a blue raspberry Icee. My life is awesome.

Jack: I just got a Business Icee. My life is just a tad more awesome.

Kenny: So it is. But only a tad.

by A Fancy Business Man January 11, 2012