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dummy bread 

In a loaf of bread, the darker end slices that are skipped over and are usually the last slices in the bread bag.
Example 1:

"Can you believe that nigga used the dummy bread to make his grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Word?"

Example 2:

"How the fuck y'all expect me to make a sandwich when there's only dummy bread left in the bag?!"
dummy bread by udicker May 9, 2010
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Getting bread

Getting moneyyyyy
No longer looking for a relationship, I'm too busy getting bread yfm
Getting bread by anonymous September 14, 2020

put my french bread in your dutch oven 

Having oral sex.
Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

Mini Garlic Bread 

A sly term you use to ask people if they have any Tinnies (marijuana Wrapped in Tin foil)
Bro you got any mini garlic breads?", "yeah bro come over
Mini Garlic Bread by Nelluc January 25, 2011

Long Island Bread Basket 

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

roach on ya bread

Roach on your bread is a bahamian term
it is best used to describe when you might suspect someone is cheating on their significant other.
it is also a very popular bahamian song.
Girl Tonya if you dont handle ya man... roach on ya bread!!!
roach on ya bread by tiffany brown January 19, 2008

Beaver Bread 

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.
"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"