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birthday

A celebration where you get free food(s) just because a friend or family member is having his/her birthday today. It’s the one day when it’s socially acceptable to indulge in cake and snacks without guilt!
I’m just here for the birthday freebies—cake, pizza, and all the snacks! Best day ever!
by Emotional Cruiser January 7, 2026
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Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible
dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!
by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010
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The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.
Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.
by duhofcourse December 21, 2010
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spunky birthday

The day in which James lies on his back naked in the middle of the street and allows passers-by to masturbate on him.
I went down town today for a spunky birthday
by spunky_bday November 21, 2010
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013
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Happy Birthday Roddy

I really didn't like when roddy missed the fantasy football draft. He was sure acting like a Happy Birthday Roddy.
by Croddy March 9, 2016
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