polar bear

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.

I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.

by Tomahhtoe May 4, 2009

Lazy Beard

A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.

A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.

by Conrad H. April 15, 2009

build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.

Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!

by kanute August 20, 2010

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Lord Beard

(Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.

2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars

3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk

" Hey it's Lord Beard, hide the booze"

by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006

gay bear

A person betting on short positions.

Often working for hedge fund companies.

"Look at this gay bear shorting on GME"
"Yeah, lets ape in some more and get them tendies"

by KampfHamster March 19, 2021

bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005