The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
Get the banana Jesusmug. I thought that I was being smart by laying a banana in the narrow turn, but it turned into an irony banana when I hit it on the next lap.
by Suit Boy January 2, 2012
Get the Irony Bananamug. BANANA NANANA 🍌 🎵🎶🎵🎶
by Hello it is a Irish ☘️ someone May 21, 2019
Get the banana nananamug. A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.
Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 30, 2017
Get the Floor bananamug. The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
by jarf May 27, 2013
Get the banana loggingmug. A banana person is a person that is a banana that gets horribly sexually degraded by old diabetic Australian men.
by Banana People April 19, 2020
Get the Banana Peoplemug. When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.
by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017
Get the yummy bananamug.