Rain

A lovely human being, who is always here when you need. Rain are lovely, loveable, and cute af. They love tea, books, and music so much. They have the best humour ever too !

"Do you know where is Rain ?"
" Probably playing the piano, why ?"

by Claire-Marie November 21, 2021

Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.

Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(

by Stuntclown1 December 9, 2019

shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.

Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?

by Doodul April 15, 2024

when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"

Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"

by Matches&Gasoline January 26, 2023

rain slicker

A blow job with a condom on

Josh gave Tommy a rain slicker in the kitchen.

by Nickmo29 July 22, 2018

Rain Massacre

1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.

If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.

2)

"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."

Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"

by babyjesusmb August 12, 2009