BT Internet

Internet so bad it's like having no internet.

Look. he's lagging again. Must be that good ol' BT Internet
OMG I can't play this game with this garbage BT Internet, it's like playing a slide show!

by BigFishMan April 21, 2020

Internet Ignorant

Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.

Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?

by Johndoedoe June 17, 2019

Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.

Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!

by ShizaMez August 23, 2022

Internet Hybrid

Someone who is a Jack of all trades, master of none on the net.

It is completely neutral and takes no sides.

It takes the grey area or creates it.

It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.

Hey Internet Hybrid do you like {Insert anything}?

<>"Yes. "

by All of the above? December 15, 2018

internet spine

Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.

John regularly uses his internet spine to post false statements on online discussion boards.

by Ms. Tami March 14, 2012

Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021

Internet Thug

A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.

Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!

Real life:

Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!

Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry

Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!

Internet Thug: ...

by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020