american football

A great sport that ignorant europeans and australians don't spend any time watching.

I really like football.

by Alex Marz May 13, 2005

american eagle

Only THE coolest store you can go to in the mall. Not only does it sell quality clothes at a reasonable price! You can get jeans there for $29.95... that's a decent price for name brand jeans..

Mollie: OMG Ashley, I just got a pair of jeans for $25! How awesome!
Ashley: Why didn't you get me a pair?

by Sexy Prep January 1, 2005

gyno-american

politically correct form of "woman", brought into the lexicon by the god of low budget cinema, Lloyd Kauffmann of Troma.

example shmample, use your imagination

by non-gyno January 16, 2004

american football

Probably the most boring sport in the world. People standing around for minutes on end in silly science fiction costumes and occasionally running for a few seconds. Far too many rules and not enough flow. About as exciting as watching people play chess. Watch real football (the most popular sport in the world, for good reason) if you crave real excitement.

Patient: Doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Just watch some American Football and you'll be asleep in a few minutes.

by midnite serpent October 8, 2007

american football

Probably the gayest sport ever. You're gay if you like watching "big, strong mean who probably aren't using steroids just to look cool" tackle each other on the ground while carrying a pig skin ball. Grow a pair and play Rugby you pussys

Sunday night american football! Yes!
No footballs gay. were watching futbal or rugby

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

American football

Gay American sport. Bunch of dumbass steroid using fags trying to hump each other while trying to run to the other side of the field. Stops every 10 seconds and lots of subs because the players are too fat to run much.

Look at that steroid jacked dumbass with the pig-skin under that pile of men. He might graduate high school with an D average if he's lucky. It must be an American football.

by Triple Z July 31, 2008

Irish-American

An American with an identifiably Irish name who is all or mostly Irish in ancestry. They are detested by their snobbish kin in Ireland who revile them as wannabes and "plastic paddies." Much like the American Indian, they also used to be detested by their fellow Americans but now are romanticized and thought to be spiritual and numinous. Also much like the American Indian, however, they are actually much more likely to be found passed out drunk in the gutter than engaged in any wholesome spiritual pursuits.

Irishman: Feck off, you plastic, wannabe worm. When we need more money for the IRA we will talk to you some more and maybe, just maybe, we will let you lick our boots some while you are getting out your wallet.
Irish-American: *sigh*

Regular American: OMG, your name is Sullivan (or O'Toole or Ryan, etc.) That is so cool! Do you have, like, elven magic and stuff?!

IA: *sigh*

by enfant terrible December 4, 2019