alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan basil

He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up

Alan basil is very hot

by Jacob elite September 16, 2021

Alan

My name

Alan:cool

by the genshin simp😍 September 19, 2021

Alan

THE NICEST GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D

Dang Alan’s the nicest friend

by Duckisbi September 19, 2021

Aland

Aland is a famous

YouTuber

TikToker

Streamer

He is a very nice person

Aland is amazing

by Aland_YT September 24, 2021

Alan Aguirre

He’s the literally the real darth vader

LOOK ITS THE REAL ALAN AGUIRRE

by Dirty Cantera October 17, 2021

Alan P

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure

Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable

by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021