Phat Tech

A term mostly used in the game called Dead By Daylight. It's when a survivor throws the game away by sabotaging each individual survivor to their deaths. Therefore losing the match when it should've been a W.
This Muthafucka just Phat Teched us!
by Pawgsthony December 09, 2021
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tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university
That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.
by MSU 111 January 07, 2016
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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank March 30, 2011
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by greatdeep January 30, 2024
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
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Janky Tech

using any add-on like a USB controller or USB mouse on an unlikely device like an android tablet.
Dude, you should've seen the looks I got when people say the Janky Tech I had. It was hilarious!
by DerpBlerpMcGee October 04, 2017
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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill January 06, 2018
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