a steve jobs blowjob

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
by ricerose January 06, 2011
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Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.
Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.
by Australia etc November 29, 2006
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Steve Snider Driver

One who drives erratically and has no sense of direction what so ever. He/she is the leading cause of rode rage and heart attacks.
Don't get behind this car. He looks like a Steve Snider Driver the way he is weaving through the lane.
by derrizzle April 29, 2010
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steve irwin hardcore

Steve Irwin Hardcore is a term that describes being one step up from hardcore.
Hitting a snake with a stick is hardcore but sticking your thumb up its ass is Steve Irwin Hardcore!!

Rest In Peace Steve 1962-2006
by Pattycake September 16, 2006
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A Pet Named Steve

Blaming something else for trying to steal your Hamburger or your wife.
by bilkywaygalaxy January 30, 2017
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Steve Meme

A Steve Meme is a meme that is watered down so much to the point that Steve has found it and considers it funny but its not funny STEVE.
Ugh, a sSteve Meme.
by Coffee to help me sleep April 09, 2019
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Dirty Steve Waffle

When a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
Dude, I was trying to stick it in her ass last night when she farted - That was my first dirty steve waffle, but I think I liked it!
by bburdzel December 09, 2011
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