joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.
bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
by nutburguler April 05, 2017
One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.
by rlobster December 24, 2016
A hot rod term that describes an American muscle car with dual exhaust, that has two mufflers (usually Flowmasters) and a large differential visible when seen from the rear.
Me and my buddy were out cruisin' and my buddy says, Wow, check it out, that Camaro is "the Bitch with the Nuts!"
by Ace Wheelin June 17, 2008
A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.
Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
by Freejodav January 26, 2019
that man has a tart nut
by snapped nbk June 16, 2017
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
by Mark7897 May 13, 2018
To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.
by WowwhyOFTW May 03, 2017