Nut Locked

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.

I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 7, 2023

Pocket nuts

Nuts you keep in your pocket to snack on or barter away throughout the day. These could be pistachios or peanuts or some other nut protected by a shell. It could also be a shelled nut like almonds or cashews.

I gave the cab driver some of my pocket nuts as a tip. Didn't want to break a 50

by Amicuz January 27, 2018

Nut Shaming

(v): the act of degrading or insulting a seemingly promiscuous male (i.e. fuckboi/fuckboy)

The male equivalent of slut shaming.

L'Kwonda: Daaaaamn Imma get it in tonight with that town fuckboi Greg
Gayle: Now now L'Kwonda, stop nut shaming the poor guy! Men can enjoy sex just as much as women

by slouchpotato69 January 21, 2016

wendeez nuts

always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.

yo i know a girl named wendy.

wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?

ha. gottem.

by user385011 November 22, 2021

Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019