Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous February 20, 2011

Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011

Straight Hole

A Vagina of any kind.

Kevin totally wants david's straight hole!

by STENT07 November 3, 2010

Semi-Straight

Being a Cheez-it or 'Ginger' and creating Facebook statused that are of a heterosexual nature. They usually do not entail sexual innuendo's towards other males, or the offering of sexual acts. Once statuses become not semi-straight it may be difficult to make them semi-straight and its even more unlikely for them to become straight again.

'I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.'

his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.

by I like turtles guy 91 November 16, 2010

Straight Hangin'

When a man has a large penis.

Jeff's pants have to come off because they caught on fire and Dez pulls them off for him but his boxers come to.
Dez: OMG Jeff you're straight hangin'!!

by A Steel March 10, 2009

Straight Hop

Mario One Jump Terminology 1.a.1

A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.

Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.

1. You can achieve great jump distance with a well executed Straight Hop.

2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!

by Horks October 23, 2008

group straight

To only to be sexually interested in 2 or more of the opposite sex at a time

You know that dude is group straight cuz he only fucks with two women at a time.

by (.)(.)00000 October 14, 2014