Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo
by MessyThings January 29, 2018
A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
by DickWeeeeed July 15, 2014
After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 01, 2021
Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
by Geoff C. May 18, 2019
by I love molesting children inem September 11, 2023
Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 03, 2017
She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool October 28, 2013