douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

by a Feminist June 19, 2009

Douche-Matic

Meaning "Gay" or "Stupid"

That was totally Douche-Matic!

by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009

douche hawk

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

by RobAbe May 4, 2011

Memory Douche

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.

Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping

by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010

Douche-Falcon

A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.

-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.

by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010

douche bucket

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche

example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!

by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011

RSS douche

Someone who thinks they are the only ones that know about and read RSS feeds.

Chris is such a RSS douche, I read about that news like last week.

by shooterblaze September 29, 2009