Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
Get the Russian water sexmug. A: you and John had sex last night?
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...
by PabloTheWordInventer June 23, 2024
Get the Bro-sexmug. when the imposter is having sex? 🤨
Kid talking through locked door: I saw dad watching something called amogus sussy sex. can you tell me what that is?
Mom: *moaning sounds*
Mom: *moaning sounds*
by thehottestdaddy December 22, 2022
Get the amogus sussy sexmug. The act of being held to the wall by the character Marigold from Fortnite, while she pounds your dick up her golden pussy, then strips you naked and shoves a dildo up your ass. Don't worry, she'll cuddle you, sleep with you, and have a relationship with you. But 20% of the day revolves around sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
Get the marigold sexmug. What a bunch of guys do when they’re all horny. Sometimes a circle jerk, sometimes a gangbang.
The locker room was often filled with completely naked guys, whipping each other with towels and doing the helicopter with their dicks. Ryker decided he wanted to have more fun. He laid a towel down on a bench and got on top of it so that he was facing up. He grabbed Lance and Peter by their cocks and began jerking them off at a relatively fast pace. Corbin, often referred to as the leader (possibly because of his 8 inch dick compared to the other boys’ 4 and 5 inches), got the memo and shoved the first 3 inches of his dick down Ryker’s throat. Ryker took Corbin’s dick out of his mouth to tell Steven and Aiden to suck his nipples. Ben, a lanky boy with a 7 inch dick got between Ryker’s legs and began thrusting into his ass. Ryker let out a cry of pleasure, barely feeling the pain (that wasn’t the first time something that big was in his hole), then a gasp as he felt a wetness around his own cock. Chris, one of the smallest boys on the team, had started sucking off Ryker and had almost all of it down. Nico, feeling left out, got behind Ben, who was now going even faster, and began rubbing his own 5 incher between Ryker’s feet. He didn’t have a foot fetish, but he did realize that it felt pretty goddamn good, almost like a hand. The locker room was filled with the moans of the boys and the sound of their balls slapping together and cum squirting out.
The locker room was often filled with completely naked guys, whipping each other with towels and doing the helicopter with their dicks. Ryker decided he wanted to have more fun. He laid a towel down on a bench and got on top of it so that he was facing up. He grabbed Lance and Peter by their cocks and began jerking them off at a relatively fast pace. Corbin, often referred to as the leader (possibly because of his 8 inch dick compared to the other boys’ 4 and 5 inches), got the memo and shoved the first 3 inches of his dick down Ryker’s throat. Ryker took Corbin’s dick out of his mouth to tell Steven and Aiden to suck his nipples. Ben, a lanky boy with a 7 inch dick got between Ryker’s legs and began thrusting into his ass. Ryker let out a cry of pleasure, barely feeling the pain (that wasn’t the first time something that big was in his hole), then a gasp as he felt a wetness around his own cock. Chris, one of the smallest boys on the team, had started sucking off Ryker and had almost all of it down. Nico, feeling left out, got behind Ben, who was now going even faster, and began rubbing his own 5 incher between Ryker’s feet. He didn’t have a foot fetish, but he did realize that it felt pretty goddamn good, almost like a hand. The locker room was filled with the moans of the boys and the sound of their balls slapping together and cum squirting out.
Eventually, Ben pulled out of Ryker, leaving a gaping hole, and Corbin took his dick out of Ryker’s mouth. Ryker felt like his jaw was locked, but Corbin felt like he had just gotten his dick enlarged from the way that Ryker had been sucking on his dick. The other boys slowly “detached” themselves from Ryker, leaving him on the bench. He had passed out from the pleasure. They decided to leave him with a gift. They gathered around him in a circle, each reaching for the cock of the guy to the right of them, and began jerking each other off. They all came quickly, despite their 20 minute gay group sex session right before. They covered Ryker with cum so that he looked like his sun screen hadn’t been rubbed in. They knew no one would be suspicious of it, because lots of them had stayed to watch. All in all, they felt amazing. They wanted to do it again, but surprisingly, Corbin said that he wanted to be the one lying down this time. Nico smiled inwardly, as he had been wanting to fuck Corbin since he joined the team.
Thanks for reading! I hope you got to cum.
Thanks for reading! I hope you got to cum.
by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024
Get the Gay group sexmug. by seggsy momma March 21, 2022
Get the sexmug. if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014
Get the sex and godmug.