HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

"Hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh? got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! mywah."

"HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH , Got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! Mywah!"

by TheDefinitionFox October 30, 2018

I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer

meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok

by MillioZook January 30, 2021

How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

by oops i did it again xxx July 14, 2021

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

A saying you say before you let out a loud fart.

"Mr. Stark I don't feel so good," he said as he let out a loud fart.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.

I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013

but i aint got them hands tho

a slang term for someone who think the know how to box

vic:hey moe did you work today
Moe: but i aint got them hands tho

by victor arellano June 11, 2006