Dumb Bitch Glitch

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.

“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”

by ILearnedThisFromExperience October 10, 2021

bitch ass slap

When a man slaps another man by slapping and not punching, That would be called a “Bitch Ass Slap”

Bob: Hey Isn’t Will weak?

Steve: Why Do You say that?

Bob: Will “Bitch ass slapped” Carmen

Steve: Oh I see what you’re saying now

by Sag Is Swag May 16, 2018

Quick-to-kick-a-bitch

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed actions that were less than satisfactory.

Penny: I tried to clean the house.
Jeff: Look woman you gonna have to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he kicks her shins: The Quick-to-kick-a-bitch!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

good weather bitch

a cutie who is present as additional sweetness, but is never it’s cause.

me: *gets over depressed period*
her: *reappears

me: begone, you good weather bitch!

by LazerJesus March 6, 2021

Bitches on my dick

When a bunch of girls are having sex with that nice penis of yours.

Finally, I got rid of my ol’ yee-yee ass haircut, so now I can get some bitches on my dick!

by DatOneJoker478 October 1, 2022

City hall bitch

A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall

Oh my ex wife? She was a city hall bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 December 31, 2021

You're a bottom's bitch.

You are a HUGE bottom and nobody can say otherwise. Like seriously how are you a bottom's bitch? HUGE BOTTOM. (not bunk-beds)

"IM NOT A BOTTOM!" "Kid..you're not just a bottom...you're a bottom's bitch."

by emoassgayassizaaaa May 25, 2022