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Akash Syndrome

Stage 1: The curse of bricking every possible shot imaginable to mankind
Stage 2:Attempting layups over 1-3 players constantly and either missing or getting blocked
Stage 3: Impregnant Chloe
I just went 0-7 fuck I think I have Akash Syndrome
by Akash’s Father September 23, 2019
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Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain
The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy
by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024
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Sassy Man Syndrome

A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.

There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;
Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome

Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome
by VisibleConfusions May 20, 2024
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Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
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reiv syndrome

A set of computer related issues that only seem to affect a guy called Xavier.

For example everyone in the team has Nvidia, but who has nvidia driver issues, you guessed it Xavier.
Xavier was not able to push his work yesterday because of Reiv syndrome
by the real baby boy October 25, 2020
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No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.
“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo
“She gets no bitches”
by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022
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SMTV Syndrome

is when a game is announced a long time before it should be, especially when it is revealed in a big event just to be an extra announcement, so that no one would say "that event was boring", yet creating a promise that will not be heard for years until the game is considered ready to be shown again, worrying deluded fans who thought they were going to see another trailer earlier.
Person A-Oh boy, I'm so ready to see the trailer for Bayonetta 3
Person B-Bro, what are you talking about? That game got SMTV Syndrome and will take a while to be seen again!

-Aargh, I was so ready to see gameplay of Metroid Prime 4 but then BAM!, they delayed it, this game got SMTV Syndrome for sure!
by Gamer4902 June 12, 2020
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