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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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sex

i love sex i would totally do it everyday
mmmm~ fuckkk~ ughhhh~ harder~ faster~ uhhhh~ im cumming~ now thats sex
by alysha green May 27, 2024
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Sex

Why the fuck is you looking this up?
Polly:Hey Derek, can I talk to you for a bit?
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know

Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
by Sexcondompussy August 31, 2021
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e sex

aw dang dm and alice are having e sex again i guess they will be dead all day
by personexisting0 November 22, 2022
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manumissionary sex

Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.
Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?
by ThatKidMarco December 28, 2018
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Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023
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Gay sex

Is Roy free today?
No, he is having gay sex.
Bazinga!
by Seniorsex February 13, 2024
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