sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus

My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday

by Juice cake April 21, 2024

lost files sex

Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.

“Me and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning”

by Sadrenity May 3, 2024

sex

when wee wee go boing and then in goes meat flaps and babys

i stick my sticky dicky in ur dripping flaps. or. ima stick my tinker tonker in you stinker stonker during fun sex

by whhehshisjsjsj December 5, 2021

Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

Idiot sex

Tahira's favourite kind of sex

"idiot sex
mmm
my favourite
kind"

by aleemdagoat December 8, 2022