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I think i like you...

I like you a lot but im too scared to tell you... i hope you understand <33
my crush: gn Ily <3/p
me: gn ilyt!! <33

also me: I think i like you... but i cant tell you since we met a few weeks ago...
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What do you want to eat?

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.
Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
by Sickomonster March 19, 2023
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soon you will contain my seed

what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Sup...?
Boy: Soon you will contain my seed.
Girl: a.WHAT THE FUCK!!!

b. AAAHHHHH!!!
by The weird bird man August 27, 2010
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What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.
Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"
by J April 19, 2005
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that thing you do with your mom

sex, intercourse or other sexual things
I did that thing you do with your mom last night with your girlfriend.
by hitmanjones21 May 20, 2008
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wham bam thank you mam

To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again
Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam
by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009
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Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
by Jonrad Scudders January 13, 2009
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