Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Tic Tac Cock

A Penis the size of a tic tac

oi Tic Tac Cock Put Some fuckin Pants on Cunt

by Sir Fingerer February 6, 2025

Purple cock

A slang used in the ultimate fight ''Dragonsong's Reprise (Ultimate)'' in Final Fantasy XIV to represent a run that has a clear potential.

''We got purple cock, this is the clear''

by Daibuu February 19, 2024

Cock hawking

Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal

I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking

by JuiceTheHard”r” August 31, 2020

cock cup

Synonym for penis beaker. Not to be confused with cockup.

Thanks love, that was great but a bit messy. Pass the cock cup.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

cock bread

Baked foreskin with gluten

Dude I could really go for some cock bread right now.

by Fuck_knuckle May 10, 2018