Simptrum Syndrome

Throwing a tantrum because you’re simping.

I don’t wanna do my homework! I have simptrum syndrome!

by KegTheBoi August 2, 2020

malabsorption syndrome

A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.

But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.

'I have Malabsorption Syndrome, but I'm going to try my best to be okay!'

by efege October 7, 2017

Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you

As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker

by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022

Gatsby Syndrome

Posting, Reposting, Liking, or any other form of sharing on social media, with the intent of someone specific seeing the "message"

1. Posting something hoping your crush will see is an example of gatsby syndrome, you got this!

2. Liking a post about how the "love of your life" hurt you is also Gatsby Syndrome, you tell them bestie 💞

by theatergeeeek October 5, 2025

Guman Syndrom

Everyone from time to time says something completly stupid and unnecessary not making any sense. This is called ''Guman Syndrom''. This syndrom is named after the first victim of this disease named Guman. One of the symptoms is when the person responds to any sentence by: WHO ASKED? In the worst cases it can lead to pelvic bend and tilting of legs which can ruin your posture. Doctors found out, that there is no cure to this horrifying dissease and the person who has it, is destined to demency.

Guman syndrom is a kind of a lesser demency which can be spread by talking with the person who has this syndrom. Overally you should not spend time in an environment surrounded by people with this disease. One of the examples which can immediatly allert you is following:
Random person: ''Today I had amazing omelete for breakfast.''
Guman: ''Ok but who asked?''
Random person: ''Just saying dude''
Guman: ''Ok stfu no one asked idiot''

by InsaneHeadBang June 18, 2022

Costco Syndrome

Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.

"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"

by T Giraffe December 20, 2018

ily Syndrome

When a girl or woman can't keep a stable relationship because she's such a moronic socialite that she tells the whole world (especially her billions of friends) every neurotic detail that is supposed to be kept private and intimate between her and her partner. (ily stands for "I love you" but is said as "ill-ee")

I heard Dave broke up with her cuz he was fed up with her ily syndrome and only talking to her friends.

by gmmg April 26, 2016