vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

by BigD__ February 4, 2023

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

by Canzz January 18, 2023

Me

I am a person who can't walk on my feet AND i have really dirty friends that SCARE ME BECAUSE OF THERE NASTY THOUGHTS :)

ME: why HELLO....

by picklejuice :) November 25, 2020

why u do this to me

People Say this as a kind of meme

Game: You have been banned

Person: WHY U DO THIS TO ME

by Deathare October 11, 2021

Me

A fucking idiot

Me is a fucking idiot

by hhyhifcbufucfrv November 14, 2022

pick me girl

9th grader skai from mast academy

“skai is a pick me girl that cheats on her bf”

by bobbabear October 11, 2021

Rise Next To Me

intimitally staring at your partner

Rich asked Jay "hey jay of hit show JKB, can you Rise Next To Me" and then asked him, stoned out of his mind, why he was passionately staring at him

by jerry and Tom taking bonghits February 4, 2023