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Love

Something that in nonexistant in most parts of the universe and life in general. It can not be obtained without having so much pain done to your mental psyche that when you actually find it (wich likley wont even happen anyways) you feel so empty that the "relationship" will usually get ruined pretty quickly after it has started.

In some rare cases two people claim they do love each other for much longer than normal. These people usually make a pact called marrige. But these people live out their lives unhappy and end up hating their partners after a couple of years. This leads to a lot of marrige based "accidents" to partners just to get out of the pact and/or to get the other persons money.

tl;dr: Kill yourself

"filthy frank"
by ScandinavianEmo March 14, 2020
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dog frog loving

kaylee and ogday will fall in love and marry each other. the after getting married having unconditional sex for 14 days
by frog dog loving October 21, 2020
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Love you more

This hereby states that it is a known fact the Samuel love Sophia nore
by MrSamIsPog March 17, 2023
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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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National Day to show love

Today show me that you love me and tell me how much you care even if it's only a moment
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
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Rector love

When you’re playing a girl and she thinks you love her.
Showing a girl fake love.
Fuckboy love.
He don’t love her he just showing her rector love
by Xokai February 4, 2021
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Love of life

The definition for me is Lauren Ashley Williams she is someone I love with all of my heart. And someone I wanna be with forever. People say cherish love and for her I always will. She is my world and always will be. No one can change that but me or her. I love her with everything and I want her to be mine forever
The love of life has to be Lauren wtf
by Nattylightasl January 5, 2020
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