Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"
guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023
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Get the Ranch Sexmug. What me and your mom had last night
by youregayiamtoo7364 December 30, 2022
Get the sexmug. Mr. Gansheroff pressed me back down with one hand and used the other hand to shove the vibrator in my ass. He then put both hands on my shoulder and started fucking me in my pussy.
“Harder daddy!” I cried. He obeyed, but every time he did I would still say “harder”. Eventually I said, “Fuck it. Just go as hard as you can.”
“Oh you really are a naughty girl,” Mr. Gansheroff hissed.
I panted, “You should also go as deep as you can go and maybe go faster too if you can.”
He did both of those. I couldn’t hold back the moans anymore. I screeched, “Oh god!” I was crying but also orgasming. I think I could hear him orgasm too. Mr. Gansheroff did cum eventually and he did it inside unlike most guys. He wheezed, “Uh…uh…oh…oh god. I came harder than ever before. You really are sexy.”
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“Harder daddy!” I cried. He obeyed, but every time he did I would still say “harder”. Eventually I said, “Fuck it. Just go as hard as you can.”
“Oh you really are a naughty girl,” Mr. Gansheroff hissed.
I panted, “You should also go as deep as you can go and maybe go faster too if you can.”
He did both of those. I couldn’t hold back the moans anymore. I screeched, “Oh god!” I was crying but also orgasming. I think I could hear him orgasm too. Mr. Gansheroff did cum eventually and he did it inside unlike most guys. He wheezed, “Uh…uh…oh…oh god. I came harder than ever before. You really are sexy.”
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by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
Get the Sexmug. some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022
Get the SEXmug.