get your block knocked off

To get beat up real bad

instead of saying im going to beat you up they just say you going to "get your block knocked off"

by Txdiamondprncss May 24, 2006

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

Luke, I am your father

A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.

It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.

by Ryan Kasabian May 16, 2005

National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

Im gona nom your cat

basicly some words will be switched for there other meanings

nom for eat cat for pussy so it means "im gona eat your pussy"

Girl:hey
Guy:im gona nom your cat ;)
Girl:...

by triscuits2662 April 25, 2011

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 20, 2014

However you cook your chicken

An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.

John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.

by NoLeafClover June 20, 2020