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OJ SEX

When she is on her period and decides pulls out a red blanket to absorb the bloodbath that is about to take place. Only to result in a violent and murderous orgasm that leaves her shaking uncontrollably.
"Oh my God, I have no idea how amazing OJ Sex would be. Now who is going to clean up this bloodbath?"

"Oh my God babe, the juice is loose. This OJ Sex is amazing"
by thejuiceisl00se April 12, 2024
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Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.
'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'
by RedNexDex April 20, 2024
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Sex

its like...
when you...
uhh
when your uhh
hm..
yikes...
how to sex? 🔍
"step one: gert grilfrifned"
:(
by potty humor XD April 20, 2024
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dune sex position

Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.
I am boutta active my sandworm with this dune sex position
by TBAT is TBAT April 20, 2024
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Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday
by Juice cake April 21, 2024
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sex story

stories horny af ppl read. bitch- i bet ur like 11 or 25 with no life. go touch some fucking grass
'i love me some sex story'
'bitch js get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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